So I received a package in the mail this week.
In case you can’t tell, it’s a mangled catalog that I order homeschool materials from.
And I’m not even annoyed or anything, I mean CLEARLY the U.S Post Office cares about the state of my mail.
Why else would they thrash it with a weed-whacker, cram it in a plastic bag labeled with big block letters “WE CARE” and stuff it in my mail box?
Which got me to thinking…
Maybe the post office is onto something.
Perhaps the U.S. Post Office has single-handedly discovered the key to managing life’s stressors?
I mean, think about it…
What if one were to apply U.S. Postal Service protocol to stressors in everyday life?
Things like…
Anybody know the penalty for impersonating a U.S. Postal worker?
You know, hypothetically speaking…