Lately, I don’t feel mentally sharp. Yesterday, I spent a good 30 seconds being very perturbed because the key fob to the car wouldn’t work…on the front door! […]
Don’t Let The Door Hit You…
It’s official. I’ve been traded to Team Twitchy. If I can make it through this week I will never again be asked to make a “ressie!” That’s “reservation” […]
Back Away From The Monkey Wrench
Routine is my life. Not being stuck in a rut (though sometimes it feels that way), but doing things in the same order so I don’t forget anything. […]
Duh. It’s Friday.
I’ve been trying to post something all day, but these people actually expect me to work…on a Friday…when I’m completely unsupervised! Can you believe it? But oh no, […]
I am an Inventor!!!
When I was a kid watching people like the great Ron Popeil on TV, hocking his vast and wonderful inventions, that seemed like the way to do it. […]
I’m Getting Stupid
I love tech gadgets, like my new phone, but I know that technology is allowing me to become dumber and dumber. From an early age, I decided learning […]
I Care Way Too Much
The qualification is confusing too. If I’m working with homeless/needy people I’m concerned to not act all proud of myself so they don’t think I’m some big douchebag. […]
High School Stories (uno)
My nephew is a freshman in high school, and already having trouble with a rumor spread around the school like a brushfire. He’s a tough kid, with a […]
Jeez Louise
I’ve been doing a lot of deep thinking lately. A lot of deep thinking and freaking out about stupid things. Some things are worth being concerned about, like […]
Food Sadness
Let’s set the scene, shall we? You’ve gone out to dinner somewhere really nice, or at least really great-tasting. The food is calling out to you, but you […]
A Month-Old Challenge
About a month ago Elly Lou of BugginWord fame, challenged me to participate in some weird blogger game thing that the more regular bloggers must do. Oh those […]
Farts are Funny
Are you even reading this? I can’t believe you’re reading this. I thought for sure you guys were classier than this. Well, I can’t stop you now and […]