About a month ago Elly Lou of BugginWord fame, challenged me to participate in some weird blogger game thing that the more regular bloggers must do. Oh those bloggers. With their blogs and whatnot. Playing their blog games. I’m probably just jealous.
My documentary of those events will not be the story here, so let’s get down to the questions. They are as follows:
How many tennis balls can you fit in your mouth.
Do you have a recurring doodle that you always scribble in meetings?
If you could have any pet, what would it be and what would you name it?
Do these shoes make my feet look ginormous?
Can you put your foot on your own head?
What’s your favorite acronym?
If you could be a character from a John Hughes film, who would you be?
If you were a food item, would you rather be packaged in shrink wrap or a tin can?
How many tennis balls can you fit in your mouth?
I can fit about half a tennis ball into my mouth, unless you cut it up and then I could likely fit several in there. I mean, of course, the ball. If you cut my mouth all up, I wouldn’t be able to hold anything in it and I’d be calling the police while I chased you with an axe.
Do you have a recurring doodle that you always scribble in meetings?
I draw many different things, but most often in meetings my drawings are one of the following, or a combination; Bunnys, Skulls, 3D intertwining graffiti arrows, toasters.
If you could have any pet, what would it be and what would you name it?
If I could have any pet, I’d get a sick panda named Norman. With all the media attention, I’d get grants to get him all fixed up and a nice place for him to live. Sure, I’d like a healthy panda, but who can afford the upkeep?!? You? Well, then you help me and we’ll foster a panda together. Smartie pants.
Do these shoes make my feet look ginormous?
No, dear. They make you look strong, and firmly planted. You look like an achiever in those shoes. Someone who can do anything with sure-footing. You could climb a mountain in those shoes. Did you know that? You could also be in a circus, but don’t focus on that.
Can you put your foot on your own head?
What a completely ridiculous question. Of course I cannot put my own foot on my head. If I could, I bet I’d have something better to do with alone time in the evening, don’t you think. Wink, wink, nod, nod.
What’s your favorite acronym?
My favorite acronym is FUPA. I heard of it maybe a year ago, and it’s still the best thing I’ve ever heard in relation to describing a part of the human body via acronym.
Click here if you don’t know it already NSFWUYCAC
NSFWUYCAC – Not Safe For Work Unless Your Coworkers Are Cool
If you could be a character from a John Hughes film, who would you be?
Are you kidding me? Uncle Buck. Sheesh. Question dismissed.
If you were a food item, would you rather be packaged in shrink wrap or a tin can?
I’m a fairly ecologically conscious person, so I’d rather be in a can. Cans can be recycled into other cans and vibrator parts, as well as stored if they’re not empty. They can also be used if your phone stops working, as long as the person you are trying to reach is within listening distance and you have just enough twine.
Well, there you go, and as part of the game was to make up 8 new questions and pass them on to 8 more people, I’ll play it out. I won’t suggest 8 people because I think I’d be bothering you if I did, or you might have done this already and I just didn’t know, or that if I list your name here you’ll hunt and kill me, so lets just keep this short.
Instead, maybe if you want to you can post your 8 answers in the comments. If you don’t want to, you don’t have to @wickedshawn. You can write angry letters to the government down there if you like.
For a bribe of $10k would you go through airport security naked?
How many bottles of liquor (no mixes, at least 80 proof) do you have readily accessible to you right now?
My dogs won’t stop eating cat poop. How do I make them stop?
What is your favorite band right now, who doesn’t play guitar?
What 80s theme song can you hum the most accurately?
How many tattoos (separate) do you have?
What’s better; cats or cheeseburgers?
Did you just grab my ass?